Why Pigs Are Greedy

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparantly the best thing to do is to cut up the corpse into six pieces, and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you got to get rid of them cos its not good to leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover is it?

Then I hear, the best thing to do is to feed them to Pigs. You got to store the piece for a few days. Then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You got to shave the hair off your victims, and pull their teeth out for the sake of the Piggy's digestion. You could do these afterwards of course...but you wouldn't want to be sieving through pig shit do you? They will go through bone like butter.

You need at least 16 pigs to go through the job in one sitting. So be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds...in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh...every minute. Hence the expression....'As Greedy As A Pig!!'

-Brick Top Tony, Snatch